You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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