My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
