Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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