i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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