the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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