Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My ass is underappreciated
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
