i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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