Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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