He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm bleeding and have questions
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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