Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have post one night stand depression
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