I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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