Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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