My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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