On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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