I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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