Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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