We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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