we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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