So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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