I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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