Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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