I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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