took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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