He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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