This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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