You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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