u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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