i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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