Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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