they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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