Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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