The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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