Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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