I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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