The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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