remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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