D3 body, D1 cock
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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