I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My ass is underappreciated
So I just went to clothing optional bar
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
