we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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