I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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