we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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