Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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