oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm always down for nudity.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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