I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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