Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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