i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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