Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just pee around me
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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