im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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