margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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