Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
high people should be assigned attendants
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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