I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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