break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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