She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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