This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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