I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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