There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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